They will be all well-hung
Hardcore Mac users are indeed a special breed, as shown by the dude's overt happiness to lay hands on a Powerbook. Relayed via Julian.
Posted by drunkenbatmanJanuary 27, 2006, at 09:21 PM
Comments (20)
Posted by: Mindflayer at January 27, 2006 09:45 PM
Uh, you don't know about the special services the Genius Bar offers with the Pro+ Card?
Posted by: null fame at January 27, 2006 09:59 PM
what's up with the ninety gazillion web links in the Dock?
Posted by: Wes McG at January 27, 2006 10:30 PM
Don't 'ya know, null fame? A man's dock is an extension of his [no... DB's gonna kill me if I finish this sentence.]
Posted by: Chucky at January 27, 2006 10:40 PM
DB needs a FAQ with the solitary question:
"what's up with the ninety gazillion web links in the Dock?"
Posted by: Jon Kantro at January 27, 2006 11:32 PM
@ Chuck..Please shut up with criticizing DB. Who the fuck cares if he has tons of links? Seriously grow up.
on a happy note this is hilarious.
Posted by: drunkenbatman at January 27, 2006 11:46 PM
@ Chuck..Please shut up with criticizing DB. Who the fuck cares if he has tons of links? Seriously grow up.
Three things:
- There's nothing wrong with criticisism, and not criticizing me isn't a prerequisite for being cool with me.
- Someone having an issue with what I'm saying and voicing it gets more headspace than someone having an issue with me and using the issue as an excuse to voice it.
- I didn't take his comment as a criticism, rather someone seeing that I get asked about my dock once every few screenshots, if not more, because they haven't been around long enough to know I've explained it several times.
Basically, chill. And laugh, because it is funny. :)
Posted by: Pascale Soleil at January 28, 2006 12:52 AM
I recall there was another picture like this awhile back... is it the same one updated with a new pictures on the box? (I seem to recall that one featured a damp spot, too. Ew.)
Posted by: Oliver at January 28, 2006 03:43 AM
DB, could you let us know which theme you are using for OS X? It looks familiar but I can't put a name on it (especially with the sharp-angled corners).
That adium message style looks nice too.
Posted by: Mood: Perplexed at January 28, 2006 05:21 AM
If the pic's filename is anything to go by, that's been up for half a year now. (Many of the other image elements in that page have datestamps of "20050726" in the names, though, so who knows?)
Next time, that dude will be shopping online. Like me.
Posted by: Gabriel at January 28, 2006 08:11 AM
Oh. My god. I hope it is changed come Monday, as it IS cruel to this poor man.
Posted by: CRJ at January 28, 2006 10:44 AM
So, what you're saying, DB, is that the guy carrying the PowerBook box is proudly displaying more than just that one package?
Posted by: McGroarty at January 28, 2006 08:01 PM
Yessir. The man looks like he just got a Stevejob.
Posted by: Beth at January 29, 2006 01:10 AM
OMG, that's actually on the Apple website?? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid Apple! (ducking)
Posted by: Peter da Silva at January 30, 2006 02:30 PM
Imagine how he'll look when they finally remember to add the iMac Hard^WCore Duo to the Switch page.
Posted by: Martin Hints at January 30, 2006 02:36 PM
If you could only hear the conversation this sparked in our office.
Posted by: jeff at January 30, 2006 05:56 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Recently converted ex-PC user excited about the 'Apple experience'."
Unfortunately, I'm not an Apple user yet but if I was walking out of a store with a Powerbook, I'd probably be sporting a chub too.
Posted by: Peter da Silva at February 1, 2006 09:31 PM
I just noticed... apart from the Happy Guy... not only doesn't that page have the new Macs, it's still talking about iLife '05.
How long do you supose it'll take Apple to get around to updating it?
Posted by: Tim at February 20, 2006 09:37 AM
The poor dude. He's just trying to purchase a Powerbook!!! Man I hope thats a trick of the...apple store light or something. Otherwise I feel real sorry for him. I mean take a look at his face, the dude seems like a total champ and if apple noticed this and showed it anyway then... Grrr
Posted by: Peter da Silva at February 20, 2006 09:57 AM
Awww, the page is gone.
Penis extension, the easy way ( imagine the spam )
or
how to extend you iLife