Nanooo, Nanooo

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A lot of things going on here, which means the site is going to be quiet over the next few days while I try to squeeze a bunch of stuff in that just isn't getting done so the dreams of running up sand dunes will go away. Lots of cool stuff, it just kinda sucks one can't think of it and then have it happen without actual effort.

However, Apple wrapped up their "special media event", which means my inbox is getting humped by a bunch of excited readers, and one good humping deserves another...

Motorola ROKR E1

Everything about this is screaming Lame. If you read Convergence Kills and its redux, you probably also think this is the future of everything, but it doesn't mean the first few rounds aren't going to kinda suck.

The phone looks bad. The name is horrifying. The website is... Make Me Dance. It's a funhouse mirror reflection of what's supposed to happen when two large marketing departments combine, and it basically seems to have hardly any storage for your songs.

Glancing around the site, everything seems to be worded so you don't have a real idea of how much memory the phone is coming with, nor how many songs it can handle to start -- it's all about the fact that it can be 'pre-upgraded' to handle 100 songs. It's really only interesting in what we don't know, as in what had to take place behind the scenes to birth this.

iTunes 5

Highlight of my day. Seriously.

It claims a bunch of new features, but it isn't that big of a deal. Parental controls are cool, and things like Smart Shuffle seem just fine, and things like Album reviews are a nice Amazon.com-ish touch... However, acting like this is the first version to carry a search box at the top is a little comical.

itunesBygones, as I only have eyes for the new "streamlined interface", which basically entailed ditching metal for something akin to the unified look (It seems darker?) while throwing away the margins of the app as they did with Mail.app.

Brent Simmons was the first one I saw do this with NetNewsWire, and I'm so glad he started this trend. iTunes just won itself some major points in my head, and I can only hope the Finder is soon to follow.

I'm undecided about where they moved the volume slider to, but mad love to whoever convinced the upper ups to ditch the margins and the metal. I'm going to have to come up with some sort of DrunkenBlog service-to-the-community award for situations such as this.

iPod nano

Another flash-based player to replace the iPod mini. Notable primarily in its similarity to the iPod Shuffle, the iPod nano seems like a pretty sweet replacement for the iPod Mini, with only a few things coming to mind...

  • It's always weird to see Apple introduce something with color variations, only to see them replace it with something that has zero options. Back in the iMac days, their coloring deal caused them a lot of problems with resellers, because two out of the x available colors would sell well while the resellers were stuck with the stock of everything else -- and Apple wouldn't let them pick and choose what stock they carried.

  • USB 2.0 interface again... I'm really thinking Apple has basically given up on FireWire, and it's only a matter of time until it slides off of some of their computer offerings. It's implementation in the G5's (Including the iMac G5) has horrible speed bugs that have never been fixed, and it's done nothing to push FireWire 800 down the chain, and if you want more than what USB 2.0 provides they happen to sell a nice big XSan which connects via FibreChannel.

    R.I.P., FireWire. You coulda been a contender.

  • The name is kinda lame. Obviously they're trying to piggyback on the nanotech mindshare, but in this case it's:

    1. Not the smallest product in the line.

    2. Giving me Mork and Mindy flashbacks. I keep wanting to say "Nanoooo, Nanooo".

    This may well just be my own weirdness.

From what I can see I'm actually really digging this as replacement for the iPod mini, but if Apple is going to hype up special media events, they might want to be careful, as they aren't going to mean a whole lot going forward. Everyone knew the iTunes phone was coming, and this is just a new product in the line...

Apple has some suing to do

One of the more amusing aspects of this "special media event" was that most of the details leaked around the web days in advance of the event itself. Larger news orgs were saying what they were hearing was coming, and even people like Kevin Rose were spot on in dishing the goods on their blogs. This comes on the tail of having their thunder stolen over the switch to x86, etc.

This wouldn't be a big deal, except Apple is suing some websites over this kind of thing yet not others. I.E., ThinkSecret is being sued to be stomped out of existence, while AppleInsider and PowerPage have been served with papers telling them to hand over names.

It comes to mind that whatever effect Apple legal thought they'd have on leaks via legal intimidation of those outside the company just doesn't appear to be working.

yummy alcohol posted button Posted by drunkenbatman
    September 07, 2005, at 03:56 PM


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