Do not try this at home
From time to time I've been asked why it's been awhile since I've had an alcohol-related post on the site, and you'll be pleased to know my non-site related goal for the weekend is to duplicate the above drink at home.
It's sort of a white russian with a hint of mint, but it is going to require me to make my own coffee liquor. Considering my domestic skills are still just one level above baking frozen fish sticks, I'm trying to keep my expectations in check but have high hopes.
There are a few more odds and ends about Tiger and the Mini Mouse and such I don't feel like making entire posts about to take care of...
I ironed out some shirt stuff with David the other day, and spent some time last night touching up some of the test designs. I saw it this morning, and realized "Rub it shiny." may not be an acceptable thing for all genders to wear across their chest...
Dunno know what I was thinking, I wasn't even stoned.
I know, they've been asked about for ages, and I'm not ignoring the interest and it is coming. Just want to make sure it's quality, because I'm not interested in asking someone to pick up something I wouldn't want to wear. The Cow was not necessarily designed with silkscreening in mind, but it deserves better than some heat transfer process on a white shirt.
Plus, I don't wear white shirts.
I finally got to use one in person, and ripped the amazon link off the site as soon as I got home. The little scroll ball was fine, I didn't really like it any better or worse in the 5 minutes I played with it. *shrugs* Maybe if you hadn't used a tilt-wheel it'll be a revelation, but it just seemed different instead of better or worse.
The much talked about having to not have your finger on the left button when doing a right click was weird, but probably not insurmountable. If you can get over the wanting to click with your finger thing, I'm guessing I could just rock my hand to the side for a right click and get used to it over time.
Unfortunately, while this would probably end up making them serviceable, it would would completely mess me up when it came to using the little scroll ball, but that's just poor design and doesn't make it a terrible product. No, what makes it a terrible product are the side buttons you have to "squeeze".
When I saw where these were in the pictures, I didn't think much of them. I figured at worst you'd just end up not using the side button on the outside very much. Nope, you have to squeeze them both at the same time -- not one or the other. Unfortunately, they're way too far back on the mouse, and you have to rotate your wrist egregiously in order to use really use them.
Design counts, but part of good industrial design is ergonomics, and I have a feeling those buttons just aren't going to get used that much because ergonomics were ignored towards a specific end. This kind of makes me sad, because I think there's just as much beauty in a tool which is engineered to take the user into account as there is in a simple shape.
If the Mighty Mouse existed in a vacuum -- if there was no metric to measure it against -- it might not blow. Since it doesn't, and other companies have to take ergonomics into account in at least a cursory way, it officially kinda blows.
I know some people will dig it, and more power to them, but personally every time I see those side buttons, or try to use them, I'll have a flash of anger. It's not about the buttons, they're trifling little things, but rather what they represent.
Over the last while, I had some major, major performance issues with Tiger. Specifically, I was getting beachballs left and right, in just about every app -- even throwing up Growl alerts was causing a stutter.
Using the Finder became comical: I'd create a new folder and give it a name, yet only after many, many seconds would it show up in the correct order. I.E., I'd change "Untitled Folder" to "Cow", yet it would stay at the end of the list -- way out of alphabetical order -- until the Finder pulled its head out of its ass and put it with the C's thirty seconds later.
I couldn't make much headway into what was going on, as things would work normally, then beachball city for a few minutes, then they'd work normally for awhile. No app was sucking up the CPU to any great degree, but kernel_task and the Window Server would work overtime.
It all went away when I moved the 400+ items I'd collected on my Desktop to a folder to sort later. I haven't really tried to track down the problem, and am just guessing the Finder is just sort of stupid about how it tries to do its "live updating" with kernel notifications, and 432 items on the Desktop was causing it to trip over its quality software engineering.
Either way, if you're having a lot of beachballs, it might be worth trying to clear off the Desktop a bit to see if it helps.
Comments (26)
Posted by: Patrick Weber at August 19, 2005 07:50 PM
Oo, I can't wait!
BTW:
"I'd change "Untitled Folder" to "Cow", yet it would stay at the end of the list -- way out of alphabetical order -- until the Finder pulled its head out of its ass and put it with the G's."
Man.. the finder must really be stubborn if it is alphabetically organizing the word "Cow" in with the "G's".. man, and all this time I thought it would have gone with the C's!
Posted by: brian at August 19, 2005 07:54 PM
Actually you can use either side button on the "Mighty" Mouse. It's simply a matter of the amount of pressure necessary to trigger the activation sensor (see notes in the Ars.Technica gutting)
Posted by: aaron at August 19, 2005 07:54 PM
DB being domestic? I fear a ham incident.
Mm m Mm ...ham.
(If anyone is lost, Google Ham & Drunkenbatman)
Posted by: Roland at August 19, 2005 08:11 PM
"I'd change "Untitled Folder" to "Cow", yet it would stay at the end of the list -- way out of alphabetical order -- until the Finder pulled its head out of its ass and put it with the C's."
I've noticed that it takes a second to re-alphebatize that sort of thing, but I thought the delay was on purpose, to give you a second to manipulate it where it originally was in the list. I'm pretty sure this is new in Tiger, as I just started noticing it a few days ago...
...yep, just checked a machine running 10.2, and it re-sorts the list as soon as you hit return after changing the name. 10.3 was probably the same way.
Posted by: Something at August 19, 2005 08:56 PM
I agree with Roland, I thought the stalling to reorganise the alphabetical order was on purpose. I happen to like it. If you rename something and then want to open/move it you don't have to take extra steps to find it again because it's still in the same spot for a few seconds.
Posted by: Sudsy at August 19, 2005 09:01 PM
You're totally right about the side squeeze buttons, i've been using the Mighty Mouse for about a week now and there's something just not right about them.
They're just a little too far forward to be able to use easily, and they require a little more pressure than they should.
Also the whole pressure sensitive thing isn't quite as 'sensitive' as one would like. For example if you're got your index finger on the scroll ball and shift it slightly left (for a left click) you will occasionally right click even though your finger is clearly to the left of the scroll ball.
Posted by: Simone Manganelli at August 19, 2005 09:18 PM
Oh man, drunkenbatman, oh man. I was having EXACTLY the same problems as you were -- Tiger seemed slow, beachballing at random, Finder being much slower than I remembered when I first installed Tiger.
I have previously run into this solution before, but I didn't remember it. So thank you thank you thank you for solving my problem! After you reminded me of the solution, I was spurred to clear my desktop of most of the ~80 items that I had sitting there. Now that I have ~10, both the Finder and WindowServer's CPU usage has dropped dramatically, and I can have my fast Mac back. :)
So, in conclusion, thanks again. And I'm looking forward to hearing the results of your drunkenexperiment.
-- Simone
Posted by: Z. D. Smith at August 19, 2005 10:12 PM
Hey DB, in light of your comments on the Mighty Mouse (and my own realization that I already do take my left finger off the button when right-clicking), I'd be interested in knowing what mouse you yourself recommend. I've never been one of those RAZR PINGSLADE 560000 mousers, but the notion of a mouse with a beefed up scrollwheel and a couple extra well-designed buttons for expose/dashboard (is that even possible without built-in support from Apple?) is kind of neat.
Posted by: Jake Tracey at August 19, 2005 10:41 PM
I've found that Tiger slows to a crawl if the primary hard drive is almost full. If I remove enough data to get it back to about 75% capacity the difference is huge.
Posted by: julian at August 19, 2005 10:48 PM
Methinks a darkish blue shirt (lighter than navy, darker than cyan) would be nice (American Apparel if possible, me no likey sweatshops).
Posted by: Chompit at August 19, 2005 10:52 PM
Your colors are black and white and blue and brown, right? I vote black. Will there the cow or the white russian? Oh, and will international users be able to get them?
Posted by: drunkenbatman at August 19, 2005 10:59 PM
I've noticed that it takes a second to re-alphebatize that sort of thing, but I thought the delay was on purpose, to give you a second to manipulate it where it originally was in the list. I'm pretty sure this is new in Tiger, as I just started noticing it a few days ago...
Yeah, I clarified that in the post. This was way longer than that, on the order of 20-30 seconds which, when you're sitting there doing nothing, seems like minutes...
Posted by: cabbey at August 19, 2005 11:38 PM
...was causing it to trip over its quality software engineering.
I've got to wonder how many bug reports over the next few months are going to include that wonderful turn of phrase. I know I sure could have used it a couple days ago for a kernel bug I raised at work. :)
(and I can put in a request for any drunkenswag shirts offered for sale to be carried in 2XL please?)
Posted by: cabbey at August 19, 2005 11:43 PM
bah, and that delightfull gem of a phrase caused me to forget to point out that this is HARDLY the first time Apple has thrown any pretense of ergonomics out the window in favour of "the pretty". The hockey puck mouse? The keyboards where the top row (F1,F2,etc) is *lower* in elevation than the bottom row? Or the keyboards that were black with dark grey silk screen? (or was it the opposite? white with silver? I forget, but they were incredibly low contrast.) Even in some of their software they seem to ignore usability over pretty... like the keynote templates that are gorgeously sexy on a flat panel, but so low contrast that as soon as you project them in a conference room it's just one big grey blur.
Posted by: robert at August 20, 2005 12:29 AM
a little OT but whatever
400 plus icons on the desktop means trouble especially if you have show icon preview checked and a large number of those icons are jpegs or tiffs. If you really want to make your computer completely unusable and I mean really horked, export a quicktime movie, even a small one at 24fps to jpegs to the desktop. With show icon preview turned on you quickly get a desktop full of jpegs all trying to preview, and that's it-nothing more to do-its really borked.
In fact, short of rebooting into 9 (if you can) which is really hard because the nothing wants to respond, if you can get system prefs to launch and if you can get to startup disc you might be able to reboot from another connected drive, but otherwise, its all history.
The finder needs some sort of cut off where it will stop trying to preview icons in this case, because there really is no way out of it save the terminal, if you can get to it, if it will launch, etc, maybe ssh from another compter.
Launch bar really saved me in this case because it was able to launch system prefs, when the rest of the machine was beachballed.
Posted by: acmiller at August 20, 2005 01:31 AM
Holy smokes. I clean up my desktop and everything involving the filesystem on my PowerBook gets faster. Thanks again, Drunkenbatman!
Posted by: Oliver at August 20, 2005 02:26 AM
The more I read about Tiger the more glad I am that my powerbook is still running on panther.
And the the more I read about the mighty mouse the more sure I am that I won't buy one!
Posted by: minimunchkin at August 20, 2005 04:03 AM
I just click the left thumb button without putting anything on the right and it works fine. The thumb buttons are in the right place as long as you don't try to push them both at the same time - if you do you have to change grip.
Posted by: Denis Defreyne at August 20, 2005 06:56 AM
I *always* keep my Desktop clean. I put the icon size at 128x128, so it gets cluttered real quickly, even when I have only five items. Forces me into cleaning it up. I just *love* having a blank desktop. Much nicer.
And apparently, much faster too, heheh.
Posted by: Emily Hambidge at August 20, 2005 05:38 PM
White Russians....blech! Horrible reminder of my 21st birthday.
Posted by: superfunkomatic at August 21, 2005 07:50 PM
consumer to apple, when i change a folder name in 10.4 (4 being the fourth revision) - let's have it refresh automatically show it shows up in alphabetical order.
i'm feeling like a windows users after for revisions, can you tell me that no software "engineer" noticed this?
Posted by: Hao at August 21, 2005 09:16 PM
At least Tiger doesn't make you manually refresh like Windows... I'm not sure I appreciate the delay before resorting. Since I use column view nearly all the time, renamed folders are already opened for moving stuff around, and renamed files are still selected, so it's really an issue of me being annoyed at files staying out of order for a few seconds. It would be nice if Apple would give us some sort of advanced system prefs panel like Tweak UI for Windows that would let advanced users change timings for things like that while still keeping the beginners out of harm's way, so to speak.
I tried the Mighty Mouse when I was at shinsaibashi and came away with the feeling that Apple was seriously ripping people off. Apple has historically had expensive pricing for their input devices but something about the fanboy reactions to the Mighty Mouse really irk me. I understand the desire to have matching peripherals (Heck, I imported the MAPP mouse for my powerbook), but I don't think it should come at the expense of ergonomics and usability, and I really hate that its touted features don't live up to my expectations. (Is it a sign that the 3rd party driver for 2-finger touchpad scrolling works better than the scrollball?)
About the finder/desktop issue, maybe Apple is trying to say something about keeping the desktop clear so you can see their pretty desktop backgrounds. :)
Posted by: Chris at August 22, 2005 10:43 AM
Hao, xp doesn't make me refresh ;)
Posted by: Art at November 7, 2005 11:05 PM
This is a late addition, but that's what you get for being googled. I have a brand-spanking new 15" PowerBook DL. 1.67Ghz, 2GB RAM, Radeon 9700 graphics with 128M RAM, (I'm not bragging, I'm outlining out stupid this is) and I had to remove my background pictures to keep WindowServer from spontaneously taking up 20-35% of my CPU. Now it maintains a gentle 4-7%, which is still too much, but come on! 20%, just because I have a couple images on the screen. Since I had upgraded my laptop, the laptop's image was stretched -- was it re-reading the original image and restretching it every time another bit of it was exposed?
Thanks for your "clean desktop tip", and for the "keep 75% of the boot disk free" in the comments -- both have helped dramtically in the past few hours. I was getting ready to throw this thing through a window.
Now, if I can just make mdimport settle the heck down.









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