Breakfast Brawl
Your first console is always your best -- it takes your innocence after all, and everything after walks in its shadow. Thank god mine was the NES.
Mike Tyson's Punch Out! was one of my favorite games at the time, so someone passing on a clone of it over at Frusion's website was probably a bad idea. A really, really bad idea as the screenshot above shows. The Cow got his licks in, mostly because his name fit better than mine.
It was pointed out to me that if an eleven-year-old has his computer so locked down with parental controls that he's at the Dannon yogurt site looking for entertainment, the Cow completely monopolizing the top scores probably wouldn't do the kid's sense of self worth any favors. If you've got a few minutes to kill, and flash installed, head over to Frusion's Breakfast Brawl and shake the listings up a bit.
Posted by drunkenbatmanMarch 30, 2005, at 10:19 PM
Comments (23)
Posted by: Mog at March 30, 2005 11:10 PM
LOL I didn't think he'd post this. I was messaging him ("DrunkenBatman" on AOL) while he was playing. He "couldn't talk because he had to fill up the top scores on a diary site with a cow". Had no idea what he meant.
MooOOooOoo!
Posted by: at March 30, 2005 11:30 PM
Did you really spend that much time just to have "Cow" on a dairy site? Cute, but... it is going sour now (bad pun). "SEX" is now on the high score... since your screenshot. Thats worse for the kids
Posted by: vastheman at March 30, 2005 11:30 PM
Is he using Safari or Camino?
Posted by: Jay Contonio at March 30, 2005 11:30 PM
I just beat your score bitch!
Posted by: at March 31, 2005 01:36 AM
Thats actually a pretty fun game for being flash.
Posted by: taza.one at March 31, 2005 03:42 AM
Word of advice. Keep Mike Tyson's Punch Out! away from a 15 year old on acid. Trust me. To this day those crowd sounds and bells pluck my spine like a bass guitar, playing a note straight to my brain to trigger a flashback. It's great though. I get a free high, while staying drug free.
Posted by: chris at March 31, 2005 04:32 AM
Thanks a lot. My arm is about to fall off, and I haven't gotten any work done today!
Posted by: Tristan at March 31, 2005 12:54 PM
Its well good, and has infected at least one university in the UK thanks to you!
Shame the high scores seem to reset every now and again - cos apparently I'm top with 8007 which shouldn't be right!
Posted by: Dean at March 31, 2005 01:35 PM
I totally get the theme thing. Using the theme 'Milk' for a Dairy site, genius!
Posted by: mindflayer at March 31, 2005 10:13 PM
DB - man, you complain about being strapped for time, and you play a damned Flash game that long? You're a mess. :D
Posted by: Tristan at April 4, 2005 04:22 PM
damn you and the zookeeper comment. now nothing is safe...
Posted by: BOT at April 8, 2005 05:45 AM
All hail mighty BOT!
Posted by: ScottAnthonyDavis at May 25, 2005 03:52 PM
Let me see anyone try to knock off my high scores! I challange anyone to try!
(SAD)
Scott Anthony Davis
New Breakfast Brawl Champion!
Posted by: Zack at June 30, 2005 01:43 PM
http://www.notmuchtolookat.com/nmtla/dannon.gif
Try a score of 9528.
(ZAR)
Zackary Allen Rhodes
ULTIMATE BREAKFAST BRAWL CHAMPION!
Posted by: mab at July 30, 2005 11:06 PM
10052 HI SCORE... took forever to break 10000.
Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2005 02:58 PM
10,000 is awesome. Still stuck in the 9600. The trick I think is to not knock the guys out so quickly.
Cheers!
Posted by: Mark at August 23, 2005 03:20 PM
9878 now....getting closer
Posted by: drunkenbatman at August 23, 2005 03:28 PM
9878 now....getting closer
It's nice when I don't feel like the biggest freak in the room. :)
Posted by: Mark at August 24, 2005 10:45 PM
No freak....just goal oriented.
Cheers!!
Posted by: bob at December 22, 2005 08:48 PM
has anyone gotten 11,000 and up? I got 10,774.
Posted by: bob at December 27, 2005 12:08 AM
12,232. I will retire unless someone can beat this.
Posted by: bob at December 28, 2005 11:53 PM
12,719. That's really the last time.
Dude, are you bragging about your high score on a flash advertisement game?
Also, I like how you tricked out Safari. What's your theme-a-majig? Unsanity?