Mornings with Dan Rather
I've never been a fan of Dan Rather -- out of the three big anchors, I've always been a Peter Jennings guy. And no, John Stewart doesn't count. It's not like I had it in for the guy, he just creeped me the hell out. Something to do with the eyes.
Still, I've developed this odd ritual over the last week where I sit down with my coffee and read a few of the most famous Dan Rantherisms over at Chaotic Truth. I can't get through more than five without laughing like a hyena, and that's pretty much how I like to start my day. Today's favorites, because they change depending on my mood:
“We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.”
“In southern states they beat him like a rented mule.”
“We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.”
“This election swings like one of those pendulum things.”
And yes, I'm cracking up right now. The web is so cool.
Posted by drunkenbatmanMarch 23, 2005, at 06:39 AM
Comments (4)
Posted by: aaron at March 23, 2005 09:53 AM
Yet another site blocked by the company
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DB is still allowed, you need to post a feed!
Posted by: Ben Donley at March 23, 2005 11:22 AM
Jim Lehrer.
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“We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.”
Was he doing a commercial for Viagra? ;)
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