My short-lived life as a pirate

tivo monkeyI've had Tivo and torrents on my mind a lot lately. One of the things that happens when you start linking to torrents is that people then ask you for help with them.

There are tricks to bittorrent, and if you're not aware of them things can slow way down. At some point I'll write a primer on it, but I was struck how after I'd send them a bunch of tips, I'd be asked questions like:

"For someone who's anti-piracy, you seem to know an awful lot about..."

Truth be told, depending on who you ask I probably am a 'pirate' when it comes to bittorrent, or at least was. Just probably not in the way you might think. For awhile, bittorrent just became my personal Tivo.

The 'does it feel wrong?' test

When it comes to software, I'm not pro-piracy whatsoever, although part of me keeps wanting to write a long rant on paying for fairly pricey Mac shareware only to find the author to disappear. I know when it comes to time-tracking software I've been out several times, so I can feel Rentzsch's pain when it comes to freaking out about proprietary formats.

I don't always enjoy paying for certain software, which means I'm not always running the most current version of some of the big ticket items. The big thing for me here is that it just doesn't feel right to be doing it, although I understand why some do and don't consider them to be evil. I just stay out of that scene, even though I know people in it.

However, for me, it just doesn't pass the "does it feel wrong" test. Even when it comes to my Collateral Damage talk, I wasn't condoning what they did, and I'm not down with what they did, I'm just less down with what's happening now.

I've certainly bent the rules when it comes to software, whenever the EULA or such just seemed insane about something stupid, like not being able to have the software on two computers or making me insert a floppy to start the software (probably just brought back bad memories for some). I'm not talking about running it concurrently on two computers, but rather having it installed on two computers.

It was recently brought to my attention that I've broken Apple's EULA several times, as have possibly tens of thousands of others, because their EULA forbids installing their software on anything but Apple hardware. It's an odd and disturbing thought, as I just wasn't even aware of that odd clause in the EULA forbidding it that I'd signed away.

I suppose I could be sued for that, but my actions there passed the "does it feel wrong" test, which brings us back to the main topic and how bittorrent became my Tivo.

A need presents itself

I never got into movies online, it just didn't do much for me, primarily because you're usually looking at a 1.5 to 2 hour time commitment. I also don't have a big plasma screen nor home theatre setup, so for those movies I do decide I want to see, I head to the theater.

However it's different story for me when comes to TV. An average network or syndicated show is around 40 minutes plus commercials and credits (opening and closing). If you're talking about much of cable or DirecTv, like a show on HBO, you often get your full hour of content.

You're theoretically paying to not see commercials, and instead you just end up with mobsters constantly pulling out products from the fridge and conspicuously talking with them in their hands.

It's all a big blur of product placement and revenue shakedowns and shavings at this point, but that's OK, because there are shows I love to watch. My problem was that while I can spare an hour here and there, my schedule very rarely matches up with the TV's.

I mentioned a bit of this back in Convergence Kills:

My only other option really is to turn to something like Bittorrent or something similarly illegal which, while it's fine and works well enough, pretty much removes all the immediacy from the decision.

I knew a hell of a lot about bittorrent at that point, and used it often to get distros of software and such. I hadn't yet moved onto using it as my personal Tivo, but the writing was on the wall. I was turned onto TVTorrents.net, which made it insanely easy to watch what I wanted to watch on my schedule.

Go, search for your show, download the torrent, and set it running in the background or on another machine. Combined with RSS and it was just effortless and the groove happened surprisingly quick.

This was really the key to me; I could just cue up a bunch of torrents and, no matter where I was or what time it was, watch the content I wanted to watch. My schedule became much freer, and I was able to watch many more of the shows I loved to watch.

This is precisely why people love their Tivos and the other DVR boxes. The old paradigm of having to race home to catch your show, or hurry and finish dinner because the show is coming on, and having to choose to watch one show over another because they've been placed head-to-head on the schedule is archaic at this point.

However, my newfound bliss was short lived, when the MPAA went after a bunch of the torrent sites and started to systematically sue them into oblivion. TvTorrents.net was no more, and while there are other sites in foreign lands that host them, it'd be a hassle and I haven't gone through the effort.

Round One to the MPAA and their ilk, although it basically just means I've stopped watching much TV. I'm not alone, every study out there says TV is losing eyeballs to other mediums, and this is a prime example of why.

What makes a pirate?

Now, would say I was pirating content by getting it from the internet. However, and here is the big kicker, it completely passed the "does it feel wrong" test, and continues to, and at some point I can easily see myself doing it again.

My problem here is that I wasn't watching anything I hadn't already paid for. Many of us have a golden pipe coming into our homes now, and through that pipe comes internet, TV, and now even phone service via VOIP. The specifics can be different depending on whether you're talking about cable TV versus DirecTv or basic satellite TV, but it's all going the same route. One pipe, lots of services.

In my case, my cable company also provides my internet access. I mentioned I'd stopped watching much TV, however that doesn't mean I'm not paying for it. You can really tell that the cable companies are a bit freaked out by things like DirecTv and DSL, simply because of their bundling tactics. It actually costs more to have internet access through them if you choose not to also have cable.

To give an example, your cable internet might cost $65. For $55, you get internet plus basic cable. Add on another few dollars and you have digital cable with all the trimmings for when you happen to be around to watch. Many others are in this boat, and there's certainly a method to their madness.

I don't feel bad that I was watching the shows on my schedule instead of theirs; just as I don't feel bad for downloading large files through a service I've paid for. While you can start talking about different types of infrastructure and expectations, at the end of the day I'm getting it all through the same pipe and it's content I've paid to see.

Now, not everyone who was pulling down TV shows was in the same boat, however it's probably more than you might think. You still need a decent connection to be able to pull down 350-700meg files, even over bittorrent, and while some of them might be DSL people freeloading on content a huge number of them are people who just happened to miss the show because of their schedule and want to see it.

The one argument I've heard regarding this that can hold some sway is that while it's true you're paying for the premium shows, many of the syndicated shows that end up online have their commercials trimmed out, and as such you're stealing content because it's the advertising that pays for the content in the first place.

The idea is that yes, you are paying for cable, but now instead of not paying for commercials, you're paying for the infrastructure and better quality.

Somewhere in there is probably a valid point, and I don't really have an answer except that it's hard for me to feel badly about it except to say that the consumers expectations on how they'll view their content are changing and they'll have to figure out a way to deal. The personal Tivo idea just can't be ignored; it's real and it's not going away.

My gut tells me that as we move away from this artificial head-to-head watch-one-or-the-other crap, more revenue will be spread around and it'll all work out and TV will be even more profitable than it is now, but it's not something I have a real answer to. Either way, we're already doing it with Tivo functionality in general; there's a reason why those with Tivo always start watching a show a few minutes later than everyone else.

All I know is that it's slipped past the "does it feel right" test for me, handily, which is also something you have to deal with. I don't want it for free, I'm paying for it, I just want to be able to watch it when and where I choose. That's it. And because it's passed the "does it feel right" test for me, it means I'm not currently doing it because of a lack of opportunity.

Point me to another site where I can get up and running with no hassle again, and I'll have my personal Tivo back. Because of how technology works, those opportunities always come back around. And, if you believe I was pirating content, that means it's a pirate's life for me when the opportunity presents itself to get my TV the way I want it.

It's not an ideal situation. Chances are that site will eventually get sued into oblivion. There are certainly things an established company can bring to the table, like reliability, quality and speed, but there are no credible alternatives.

Why not just get a Tivo?

Now, many of you might ask, "Why not just get one of the Tivo options and watch what you want when you want to? Or, why not just get a DirecTv satellite deal which is pushing it's own DirecTivo deal? Or, why not build your own DVR system using off the shelf stuff?

Using a Tivo from the Mac has improved immensely since the old days of the Series 1, where you could get your content out thanks to online instructions, but it really wasn't anything I was inclined to deal with. Let alone upgrading the software when it was necessary.

Tivo has a decent desktop client for the Mac now, and through some things you probably aren't supposed to do it's possible to view content on your home network on your Mac. If you start doing things you're not really expected to be doing, you can even extract the content from your Tivo and rip it to whatever format you want and watch it however, and wherever, you want.

With what I was doing before, it was literally 5 minutes of effort, start to finish, if that. You're primarily waiting for things to download, and on a fast torrent with a lot of peers, that happens surprisingly fast.

When I had a spare 45 minutes after finishing my work at midnight I could just grab a copy of Spooks or BattleStar Galactica or some Discovery Channel show and sit down to a beer and some good content. Or, if I knew I was going to be stuck on the train for a few hours I could throw a few episodes on the iBook and be good to go.

While all that is possible with something like Tivo, it's often not ideal and can be incredibly tedious. It's like RSS: if a site doesn't have a feed, chances are I'm not going to ever see that it's updated. My goal here is to simplify and make the process more efficient, not to spend my time transcoding between formats and keeping it all straight.

TV simply isn't that important to me, even though I enjoy certain shows, and I'll just end up reading up on a codec or something else instead of dealing with the hassle.

But wait, you say, TivoToGo takes this into consideration, and allows you to take their DRM-protected files between whatever devices you want! Home computer, laptop, doesn't matter! I'd look at it as an option, but it doesn't exist for the Mac. They've said it's coming, but they've given zero timetable for when. It's understandable, considering what their current scheme depends on to work on Windows, but basically means it's currently not a solution.

And yes, I could spend the time, and money, to make up my own DVR system. I just have no desire to do so. I know I could spend $350 for EyeTV if I wanted to use Mac hardware for it, or MythTV if I wanted to use x86 hardware, but we go back to the dealing with stuff I just have no desire to deal with.

I'm not in this one for geek points, and unfortunately the notion of having to shell out hundreds of dollars, and effort, to view something I've already paid for is viscerally rejected by my brain. With prejudice.

The Tivo genie

Am I wrong for wanting what I want, and expecting what I expect? I certainly allow for the possibility.

However, while I might be wrong, the problem for these companies is that it doesn't feel wrong, and I doubt any amount of indoctrination will change that.

Every single time an entrenched content industry has gotten over their fear of a technology, and embraced it instead of lobbying against it, both they and consumers have come out winners. The genie of Tivo isn't going back into the bottle, but we consumers yet again have no credible alternative to P2P networks.

The story hasn't quite been written on the digital age yet, but initiatives like the iTunes Music Store make me think that when it comes to going digital, history will rhyme yet again. What makes the digital age exciting is that it's happening on our timetable, and not theirs.

yummy alcohol posted button Posted by drunkenbatman
    February 09, 2005, at 01:11 AM


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