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airport delays

I'm reminded again on this early, early morning of just how much I loathe airports in general, especially the one I'm at now, and this PowerBook model.

Delays. And then the next one out is in a few hours, so there's no real point in going anywhere. And the entire airport is closed... which means this particular airport is creepy as hell.

empty airport

It's really that deserted except for some people hanging around on the benches who are in the same plight I am. They're currently sprawled around on various benches around me. It feels eery, and just 'too quiet' for an airport.

Weirdly enough, about an hour ago this area was actually quite full, as lots of people have gotten completely screwed by Continental and have no clothes (Note: Always pack a pair of boxers and a toothbrush in your carry-on bag. Always.)

continental airlines sucks

On the upside, most of their rants and curses made for some pretty entertaining background noise. Continental Airlines is going to be giving out a lot of little coupons on this one, but unfortunately most of those people have gone with their little slips handed out from the poor soul working baggage claim.

For the record, don't be seduced by Continental's warm, gooey, in-flight chocolate chip cookies. Those are pacifiers to keep you quiet while you ignore how badly their service has degraded.

Jet Blue, I so can't wait for you to go nation-wide.

Did I mention that this airport was essentially closed when we landed, and will be for the next few hours? This actually causes some real problems, not the least of which is when you're past security, seating is a hell of a lot more comfortable than where I am now. This stuff is essentially designed to be as uncomfortable as possible so the homeless will try to find better accommodations.

There's a more insidious side-affect of this though... sustenance is in short supply. Especially hot sustenance, which is basically non-existent.

There's really nothing here, at least nothing that is open. I'm told there's a 24-hour diner that will serve me a hot caffeinated beverage and a decent piece of pie if I'm willing to deal with the 15 minute taxi drive to get there. I thought about it, and with my luck tonight it just seems to be courting disaster.

Which brings you to my new nemesis, Mr. Vending Machine, who I've affectionally dubbed "The Bastard Box". The bastard box is not cool.

travel reservation vending machine

I found the bastard thing by asking a guy sweeping the floor if there was anything around, and sure enough there it was on the other side of the airport, tucked underneath a staircase. There's like zero foot traffic here, and it took a few minutes to figure out why it was where it was.

The bastard box is conveniently situated right across the glass door of the security guards for this part of the airport, one of which is playing solitaire (Mac OS X will be a minority platform until it bundles Solitaire!) and one who is watching something on a small TV. This prescient placing of the bastard box means you're probably going to get caught if you start kicking it.

You see, if you look close, you'll see a slot to slide in dollar bills. However, as far as I'm able to surmise, that little slot does nothing but eat dollar bills, make a grinding noise and a beep, and then do nothing at all. I'm interpreting the beep as a taunt at this point.

The pop machine seems to take dollar bills just fine, even though there's no hot beverage machine, so a good 5 minutes were spent considering the economics of using my dollar bills to buy $1 bottles of soda, and then trying to barter for whatever leftover packets of peanuts or crackers the other survivors of the flight might have on their person.

That was too weird even for me, so I'm making do with gum. It's Juicy Fruit, and at this point it's either run out of the juice or the fruit.

On the upside, if I sit in this exact spot I can tap a WAP I probably shouldn't be accessing or going out on, but it's doing the job. I probably shouldn't be able to see what I'm able to see on the network either, so I'm just ignoring that because now is not the time to be tempting fate. Those security guards looked bored, and I highly doubt they'd understand the nuances of just wanting to catch your email while not trying to do evil.

Unfortunately, while I've found a WAP, I'm able to get little work done. You see, whenever my CPU goes over 10% load for any significant amount of time, the fan on the PowerBook starts a-blowin. If you're accessing the hard drive, that is just tempting fate to kick the fan into high gear, which is tantamount to a portable hair dryer.

Apple has that one tiny fan in these things, which is situated horizontally, not vertically, and is expected to somehow get the air out of a little slot on the back. Because of the way it's situated, it's air flow is damn pathetic, and when you factor in the size it means it need to shriek like a banshee to get any cooling accomplished.

Unfortunately, the hard drive Apple replaced in my PowerBook after the first died is already way too loud in a place as eerily quiet as this, and when the fan kicked on people started looking my way. As any iBook or PowerBook user knows, with the advent of Mac OS X, putting the disk to sleep became more of a suggestion you could ask of the OS, rather than an actual command, and the hard drive is a sure way to get some heat going.

Some of you may be confused by the fact that any type of sustained load, no matter how small, could cause this thing to start wailing. Pretty simple, I have one of the worst PowerBook models ever made: A TiBook rev.B, 667MHz, also known as the Gigabit ethernet model.

I actually ordered it the day it was announced, because I needed a PowerBook bad and was waiting for the major rev.A problems to be fixed, and jumped on the rev.B's. There were two models: the 550MHz, and the 667MHz. The 667MHz model turned out to be very, very bad in one area: Thermals.

The 550MHz model wasn't a big deal, but the 667MHz was a case of Apple needing to shove a new chip into their existing enclosure without spending a lot, meaning nothing got redesigned, and the thing ran hot. If you're in a room that has an ambient temp of 75 degrees and doing anything, you can expect the fan to kick on.

I remember freaking out a bit when I got it, as it was completely unexpected (I did have one of the first off the boat) and this isn't supposed to happen with a laptop you've paid $3k+ for.

I did the calling Apple routine, who took it in and sent it back, basically saying it was operating normally, and treated me like I was daft, because of course the fan will come on when it gets hot! When I mentioned I wanted to return it so I could get a model that wasn't complete shit, I was told it wasn't going to happen: it's how the model was designed.

There's no way around this, Apple just shafted their customers through poor thermal engineering on this model. It's not the only time, as users of the 867MHz 12" PowerBooks will attest to. That model was so hot in your lap that just about every review mentioned it, some nicer than others. Apple's fix was to release a patch causing the fan to trigger at a lower temperature, which meant that those owners all started feeling my pain.

Now, I've basically tried just about everything to make the thing usable, and I did spend all my cash on a computer I expected to last a long time instead of going for the cheap model, so I've tried to make a best of it.

A little riser thing was purchased for my lap, which sort of helps a bit. I bought the Podium Coolpad thing to sit the PowerBook on while it's on a desk, which sort of helps a little. No, while I'm using it as a desk, and plugged in, the only thing that works is having a fan blowing on it.

I'm not kidding, I actually have a standing fan sitting about four feet away angled towards the wall so that the airflow bounces a bit to glance over the PowerBook while minimizing the amount that hits my fingers while I'm using an external keyboard.

This sucks beyond all reason during the winter, but we make do with what our wallets force us to make do with. I have a little battery powered fan I keep in my bag to use while I'm moving around. Just a wift of air and things are OK, assuming you aren't trying to view a video or something.

Yes, I could just deal with the fan noise, but as I found out the hard way, just letting these models do their thing is asking for a complete meltdown.

But wait! This is a portable computer, shouldn't I be using it while I'm... mobile?

While it's a 'portable', this machine isn't really usable as a portable powerhouse in any shape or form. I have found that while on battery, I can sit and type something up in a plain text editor like TextEdit or SubEthaEdit and not have any real fan problems assuming the ambient temperature is under 72-74 degrees F. If it's any higher, I'm screwed.

I can use it on the train a few times out of the year for this type of work. Oddly enough, the winter months are out, because then they're heating the train and it goes from being chilly to cozy which means banshee-town.

Which just gets embarrassing when people are looking at you like what's in your lap is going to explode, and the guy in the seat catty-corner from you is using his nice thick laptop to play a variant of Unreal Tournament and it's not making a sound. Which means the TiBook just sits in the bag.

When I was picking out the model, I remember looking forward to watching DVDs while I was traveling, which was why I gave up the CD-R option for the DVD drive (Originally it was either/or, Apple revised them two months after they announced the rev.B's to have combo drives, which was also annoying, but such is life).

Watching DVDs was basically out, as without any air blowing on it the fan starts going and the case is just too hot to deal with in your lap. The metal power button gets so hot I can't put my finger on it for more than a few seconds before I have to remove it because it burns.

I do have work I could be doing, but it primarily involves watching a video and taking notes, and then working on some images and PowerPoint slides for a talk I'm giving. However, that's out, because the noise would piss off everyone around me, and I'd need to bump the screen brightness up which means I'd need to plug it in to have enough juice... which means it would just be noisier still. Which is why I'm banging all this out.

This experience, along with watching friends go through hell with the 867MHz 12" PowerBooks, is why I was telling someone the other day to seriously consider holding off on picking up that nice new 1.67GHz 15" model. If they're shipping it in a 15" and 17" version, chances are the 17" model will be OK because of it's increased ability to dissipate heat.

However, little is known about the exact chip Apple is using to get that speed, or what chip it's using. The 1.5GHz models are supposed to use the MPC7447A, which going by Motorola's spec sheets isn't supposed to even be there, although they did say it could hit speeds of over 1.4GHz when it was released.

It's highly doubtful Apple has moved on to the e600 cores Motorola Freescale is shopping about, none of the specs really match up, let alone its having to be able to drop-back to a slower chip, which means this is probably another variant of the 7447 line, which means we know little about it or what that 15" 1.67GHz machine is going to run like, which pretty much puts you right in the position I was in when I bought top of the line.

One wouldn't blame you for trusting that there'll be no thermal issues with the 1.67GHz line, and slapping down your plastic straight away. However, we happen to know what the 1.5GHz runs like, and if the model is made to handle whatever chip they're using to get to 1.67GHz without melting, chances are it'll run better at 1.5GHz than the previous models did.

If there's been no changes to deal with the increased heat from what may be a very... strained... CPU to get that speed, you're almost guaranteed it'll run hotter and noisier than the current models do.

yummy alcohol posted button Posted by drunkenbatman
    February 04, 2005, at 07:17 AM


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