Mothers throwing sex parties for teenagers?
I knew a guy in middle school who had a 'hot mom', because she was a lingerie model for JCPenney's catalogues.
He really got tired of us asking about her all the time. She had nothing on this lady, who apparently threw sex parties for teenagers to fit in:
Sylvia Johnson allegedly provided marijuana, methamphetamine and alcohol to eight boys at parties held at her suburban Denver home in 2003 and 2004. According to court papers, she admitted having sex with five of the boys.
Fort Wayne is looking even lamer now compared to Denver... and I'm not sure why this freaks me out so much. Maybe it's that she was also handing out meth.
Posted by drunkenbatmanJanuary 22, 2005, at 01:01 AM
Comments (6)
Posted by: Oliver at January 22, 2005 04:38 AM
Only in America TM
Posted by: at January 22, 2005 09:05 AM
Glad to see that America, despite all what we see in the news, is still a cool country. Thanks mom.
Posted by: Jon H at January 22, 2005 02:29 PM
Does she have all her teeth?
Posted by: Craig at January 22, 2005 05:58 PM
Stifler's Mom!
Reminds me of the old saying, MILDMWBFIGB: Mom I'd Like to Do Methamphetamine WIth Before Fucking In a Gang Bang.