So you say it's your birthday...
...well it's my birthday too, as I've just been reminded yet again. As a clue to my age, this happy accident hit the world when Star Wars was released. Feel free to send some love, or just cake. I love cake.
Mmmm, cake.
Posted by drunkenbatmanJune 28, 2004, at 06:35 PM
Comments (9)
Posted by: Anna at June 28, 2004 10:20 PM
Just when I think you're dead you post. Do you even return your phone calls anymore? :) J/K. Happy birthday!!!
Posted by: TomServo at June 28, 2004 11:22 PM
Happy b-day man!
Posted by: Christian at June 28, 2004 11:57 PM
Wow! For some reason I thought you were much older. You're younger than me! Keep on rockin...
Posted by: at June 29, 2004 01:25 AM
happy birthday
Posted by: Gregory at June 29, 2004 03:06 PM
Happy bday db
Posted by: Mindflayer at June 29, 2004 04:11 PM
You're a young punk.
Posted by: Julie P at June 29, 2004 09:40 PM
Happy birthday Michael
Posted by: crazy chick turned religious fanatic at July 21, 2004 07:41 AM
darn. i never was good at remembering if your bday was june 28th or july 28th. it just occured to me that my husbands bday is coming up (i can never remember which date between july 26-29th it is and he refuses to tell me) and i thought itd be funny if it was the same one. oh well. happy birthday that was and greetings from the ex-crazy in Israel.
Saw these jokes in my email right before I thought I'd look you up and it reminded me painfully of your sense of humor (the first 2 anyway) sorry for the formatting but i dont have patience to fix it:
1. Q: How do you shoot a blue shark? A: With a blue
shark spear gun.
Q: How do you shoot a great white shark? A: Hold his
nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a
blue shark spear gun.
2. A sailor was the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and
as he staggered ashore on some unknown tropical beach
he found himself surrounded by hundreds of screaming,
spear-waving warriors. "Rats!" the sailor muttered to
himself, "I'm finished!"
"No you're not!" a voice boomed inside his head.
"Don't be negative. Think positive, take firm, swift
action."
"Who's that?" the sailor asked.
I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Now
listen carefully. Grab the spear from that little
fellow with the bone in his nose and plunge it right
into the heart of the chief.... the one with all the
feathers on his head."
"Right!" said the sailor, grabbing the spear and
stabbing the warrior chief.
And as the chief collapsed to the ground, the voice
said: "NOW you're finished."
3. A defendant was on trial for murder. There was
strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no
corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer,
knowing that his client would probably be convicted,
resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his
watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in
this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But, you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied, "Oh, we looked, but your
client didn't."
I just left rum laced cake at your door. Go get it now!!! Before I go back and eat it for myself.