Gimpy Towers

I guess some people sort of expected me to rant about the new G5s. I tried to summon up some sort of a rant, but there's remarkably little to add from my older G5 squandered post.

The first thing that prolly comes to mind is *Yawn*.

I think I've entered into a more resigned mode as far as their towers are concerned. It's hard to work up any sort of passion either positively or negatively regarding these towers. They're really, really boring.

With this update they're reasonably solid machines from a generic performance standpoint for a few months. They're borderline respectable now, but just that. They are all duals, which is a good thing, even though the pricing is fully out of whack again between the models.

There just isn't really anything to get excited about in these, little has changed. If anything, most of the things I talked about have gotten worse, such as the video card situation.

These towers are the nail in the coffin for games on the mac. In their stock configuation they are so unpowered for anything that uses a GPU at this point as to be laughable for anything except Expose, and even then you're going to be chugging if you have a high-res screen because of the lack of VRAM.

If you are looking at bringing over any games to the mac that aren't 2D, almost nothing can really play your games. iMacs? Nope. Powerbook? Really, really pushing it. iBook? Laughable. Powermacs? Their $3k stock machines are shipping with a GPU that won't even play Halo well, let alone the blitz of newer games set to come out over the next 6months. The only people that can really play the games you're selling are those who are paying $2500-$4k for their machines. Considering the base is already smaller, you just don't have a lot of people to sell to.

One thing though: the liquid cooling.

Holy hell some of you are going on and on about this and getting just a little too excited about, well, nothing. It's amusing in the sense that since Apple touts it, certain mac people think it must be something uber cool. Apple sees you coming from a mile away, and thinks you're stupid as hell and will suck up whatever treat they give you. This is why people don't take anything a mac user says, as they have a reputation for just parrotating whatever Apple hands them.

The fact is that there was really nothing in this release to tout except the CPU speed bump and faster SuperDrives, after a fucking year, so Apple was scrounging for things to kinda sorta make it look like there might be something innovative here.

The "liquid cooling" Apple has on the high-end dual 2.5GHz towers are friggin' heat pipes. They're hyping HEAT PIPES and you're eating it up and posting it everywhere with exclamation points.

This is not the liquid cooling that people are used to when you see a modded out PC. And guess what, it's not the first time they've used them. They were used in the dual 1.42GHz machines, and have been used in various powerbooks and PC laptops for years.

But wait, people say, "Apple says the system software controls the flow of the coolant! So this is a controllable pump!". Wtf. It's controllable via fan. IE, Apple can have fans blow faster or slower on the heat pipe, which, if you know how a heat pipe works, cools the liquid and can cause it to flow faster or slower. Think of these things in terms of ocean water: cooler water sinks, warmer rises rises, so there is movement.

Now these may be a new type of microchannel heat pipe which have been talked about lately, and are much more efficient than traditional heat pipes. But if they were, I'm pretty damn sure Apple would be hyping that up.

These machines are a solid CPU increase in the midrange and high end, with the low end languashing and everything that surrounds the CPUs being uninspiring. They're shipping an 80gig hard drive in a $2,000 tower for christs' sake. These towers have respectable brains, but are gimpy when you look at the big performance picture.

They may see a jump in sales with people buying in who were waiting for a bump of some sort, or revision b, but that'll subside until they figure out who they are selling these two and what they want in their machines.

10.4 better be pretty damn amazing, or WWDC is going to be pretty damn boring. If 10.4 is just an "edition" release like 10.3, the wonderings about Apple distancing themselves from being a personal computer maker are going to become more and more pronounced.

Yawn.

yummy alcohol posted button Posted by drunkenbatman
    June 11, 2004, at 05:46 PM


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